说人话！Talk Like a Person!

New words

• 教授jiàoshòu — professor
• 教训jiàoxun — lesson (from experience)
• 词汇cíhuì — vocabulary
• 语法yǔfǎ — grammar
• 口语kǒuyǔ — spoken language
• 轻易qīngyì — lightly, easily

The story

大卫：此碗归我。此碗以及此筷子，都归我所有。This bowl is mine. This bowl and these chopsticks shall all belong to me.

小雨：大卫，那是你的早饭。说人话！David, that's your breakfast. Talk like a person!

大卫：你与我的袜子在哪儿？Where are the socks of yourself and myself?

小雨：说人话！Talk like a person!

大卫：自今天起，此猫不能坐在此报告上，否则……As of today, this cat may not sit on this report, otherwise...

汤圆：不行！No!

小雨：你昨天晚上还对我说：“甲方爱乙方。”Last night you actually said to me, "Party A loves Party B."

大卫：那是真的。此爱归你所有。That's true. This love belongs to you.

Opening the lesson…